We all know those cute little
computer symbols called
’emoticons,’ where:”
:)”means a smile and”
:(” is a frown.”
Sometimes these are represented by”
:-)”
:-(“
Well, how about some
‘ARSE-ICONS?'”
Here goes:”
(_!_) a regular arse”
(__!__) a fat arse”
(!) a tight arse”
(_*_) a sore arse”
{_!_} a swishy arse”
(_o_) an arse that’s been around
(_x_) kiss my arse”
(_X_) leave my arse alone”
(_zzz_) a tired arse”
(_E=mc”2_) a smart arse”
(_$_) Money coming out of his arse
“
(_?_) Dumb arse”
Originally published in GW issue 7, June 2009
Editor & Research Barry Devereaux
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